Video: Michael Jordan On Letterman 1989 “I almost chopped my big toe off with an AXE!”
Posted on | February 9, 2012 | No Comments
Michael Jordan was on Letterman in 83-86- and 89. This is the first I have seen of this trip to David’s show. On this program he discusses his infamous “being cut by my high school team” topic. Then he goes on to talk about being 5 years old and playing in the back yard with an axe, which he was told not to do.
What happens when you play with an Axe after you are told not to play with an axe? You almost chop your toe off with said axe. He was rushed to the neighborhood medicine lady who poured Kerosene on his toe.
So, the GOAT almost chopped off his toe at age 5. Can you imagine the sports world if Michael Jeffery Jordan was just another guy in North Carolina with 9 toes? Just to drive home the point, if you are a Cavs fan this should hurt that much worse, because this was aired 3 days before “The Shot“. Craig Ehlo RIP. ( OK, Ehlo is not dead… but you know what I mean.)
Video: Halftime Karate Guy… Is Very Proud Of Himself
Posted on | February 7, 2012 | No Comments
I have been accused of “Cheesing” everyone once in a while, but this guy takes the cake. He got to sit in that little space between the 2 announcers at the Ohio vs Wisc, Feb 4th. game. He waited for his perfect moment. He sensed that they were done with the crowd shot, and Boom! He timed his karate moves perfectly, but ruined it with the cheesiest/proudest post shoulder shrug + cheesy smile of all time.
Video: Countdown To The Hatred of Jeremy Lin Starts… Now
Posted on | February 7, 2012 | No Comments
Jeremy Lin is playing amazing basketball. It just so happens that he is playing it in one of the biggest markets in the world, and he is playing for a team that needed a PG… like, since Mark Jackson played for them 87-92. Lin is up from the D league, and does not even have a place to lay his head. It is a great story!
So, why will everyone hate him? He loves him some Jesus. He mentions it in his interviews. He is in New York, so he will be interviewed a lot, and he will be thanking Jesus a lot. The hatred of this man is inevitable. There is also a countdown to the first time his team loses and someone updates their Twitter Status with “I guess God hates Jeremy Lin now LULZ”, which is always a crowd favorite.
This hatred is known as the Tim Tebow effect, or the Kurt Warner effect. For the NBA crowds, sorry, Coach Avery was not good enough to have an “Effect” to be bestowed upon him.
Update: This is Jeremy Lin‘s Twitter Avatar.
Video: America… Let’s Get Our Twizzle BACK!
Posted on | February 7, 2012 | No Comments
Attention: There Will Be a Ferris Bueller Super Bowl Ad
Posted on | January 27, 2012 | No Comments
Thanks to NFL Spin Zone for the heads up to this video that gives the sneak peak. The only question is… what is it for. The bottom line is that I don’t care. I love me some Ferris Bueller. ( Be sure to stick around and check out the second video. )
Video: Blake Griffin Jumps Over 3 Memphis Defenders Like It’s Nothin
Posted on | January 27, 2012 | No Comments
This just in… Blake is really good. He just wants it more. He tries harder. He jumps higher. He…. he’s a dreamy rebounder.
Video: Conan Takes on Stephen Tyler’s Rendition of The National Anthem
Posted on | January 26, 2012 | No Comments
This pretty much sums it up. You can sing it any way you want, but you have got to get the words correct.
Video: I love it when Dirk does a lil play by play “Shut it down!”
Posted on | January 26, 2012 | No Comments
Our old friends at Odenized ( which has been shut down and reopened in Tumbler format, and then abandoned, much like the real Greg Oden. )had a very popular video of Dirk doing the same thing a few years ago. Whenever he has to sit out a few games, the microphone finds him. He is a natural with a mic in his hand… one might even say he… “Rocks a mic like a vandal”
OH No! ESPN Crashed the Joe Paterno Funeral!!!!
Posted on | January 25, 2012 | No Comments
Please pardon my terrible pun in the title of this post. I mean no disrespect. I just knew people would want to see this ESPN faux pas. I know that ESPN did not mean to do this, but… it happened. Ya see….Sometimes an interweb page has a drop down ad. This ad drops down on the wrong page.
Video: Larry Nance Jr. Slams MJ Style
Posted on | January 24, 2012 | No Comments
The 6-7 Freshman for Wyoming slams it down with shades of his father and MJ. Now… he is just averaging 3 points per game in 16 minutes per, but this was an outstanding dunk.
Despite this athletic play, SDSU defeated the Cowboys 42-52.
