Hello, I’m Ethan Jaynes, and you’re not. Here are today’s Headlines. If you have any suggestions/tips/requests email me @ ethanjaynes@comcast.net

• Greg Oden = Mr. Glass < Josh Q Public
• Burning Questions for Arod < HHReynolds
• Who should the Steelers draft < PSaMP
• Burn that outfit Craig Sager < The Sports Culture
• Sports Media Journal has a cool podcast interview with Dan Levy of “On the DL“
• Sean Williams knows how to make an entrance/exit < Deadspin
• What type of coach is Alvin Gentry < A Stern Warning
• World Baseball Classic scouting report < 5 Tool Tool
• It’s not baseball season yet < Bootlegger Sports
• Will Soriano bat leadoff < NQTC
• Serious Diving mishap < Busted Coverage
• Greatest cricket catch EVER < D of D
• Sharapovas Thigh has a dot com 

Non Sports

• Change Fail < Extra Mustard
• In case of Tsunami, Go Go Gadget Legs! < Yep Yep
• 10 awesome slow mo action photos < Uncoached
• If celebs did roids < Holy Taco
• This is so close to Star Wars < Awesome < Epic Carnival

Today’s moment of bliss is TBJ. Why don’t we all party in heaven when we die?