Hello, I’m Ethan Jaynes, and you’re not. Here are today’s Headlines. If you have any suggestions/tips/requests email me @ ethanjaynes@comcast.net . Thanks.
- This could give a whole new ending to Ghost Busters 1.
< Ball Don’t Lie - Curt Schilling is hanging up his bloody sock < Deadspin
- Who will call the Sweet 16 games < Awful Announcing
- Agent Zero is set to return < Mr. Irrelevant
- USA ousted by Japan in WBC < Big League Stew
- Tuukka goes nuts < Total Pro Sports
- MLB preseason award < Josh Q Public
- Sports blog Name Contest round 1 winners< Zoner sports
- Who gets paid more than Millsap< No Look Pass
- Danny Bonaduce is back in the news. Now is set for a wwrestling match< Paneech
- How do Millionaires go Broke< TrueHoop
- Reds Preview < Major League Jerk
- Do you like UFC video games? Check out the new roster < Tony Blogs
- Do you believe in underwhelming performances? < Real Clear Sports
Today’s moment of bliss comes from Extra Mustard. Enjoy this classic Must See McDees commercial.



