Hello, I’m Ethan Jaynes, and you’re not. Here are today’s Headlines.  If you have any suggestions/tips/requests email me @ ethanjaynes@comcast.net . Thanks.

• First Cup is back < TrueHoop
• The Worst Man Drafted < NFL Mocks
• Game of the night Villanova v Duke < Josh Q Public
• Final WrestleMania Predictions < Paneech
• Quote of the day < TalkHoops
• The Tigers have made some people upset < Major League Jerk
• The Yankees aren’t (explitive) < Bugs and cranks
• Obscure NBA player Dwayne Schintzius. < TNLP
• Brackets X 4 < Both Teams Played Hard
• Please Excuse T.O. < Bootlegger Sports
• Big Test for Colon < Zoner Sports
• Thanks for nothing over zealous cop < The Sports Rubbish
• The Scoop with SLC Dunk < NBAtipoff
• Lets hook Roiders to GPS < Sports Crackle Pop
• Check out Ove’s new shirt < Total Pro Sports
• Did this guy even play for Pitt < PSaMP
• Check out more links at Extra Mustard and The Arena
  

Today’s moment of bliss comes from Ball Don’t Lie. More LeBron Awesomeness.