Hello, I’m Ethan Jaynes, and you’re not. Here are today’s Headlines. If you have any suggestions/tips/requests email me @ ethanjaynes@comcast.net . Thanks.
- The Lakers will not win the NBA Championship < FANIQ
- Great idea: Religious thriller + Basketball < Ball Don’t Lie
- Baseball HOF’er in the Senate < Sports Crackle Pop
- OK, Maybe he didn’t say that < Deuce of Davenport
- If it wasn’t for the Shrimp Incident, where would I be today? < EDSBS
- Fulmer and Saban to play themselves in a movie < FirstCuts
- For you LeBron, Anything < Busted Coverage
- Brandon Jacobs will answer your questions … after he puts on his shades < HHR
- Lightning is after Germans < Sports Rubbish
- In case you missed it, Sweet move John Wall. That costed you millions in draft money < Brahsome
- Is Favre a drama queen? < S Thigh
- Bruce Lee @ a baseball game < Total Pro Sports
- Cavs Hawks and Mavs Nuggets < Talk Hoops
- Criticize the Mets < Bootlegger Sports
- Dear Joba < Bugs and Cranks
- Jamie Mottram interview < The 5th Corner
- Sweet Dish < TNLP
- Dave Bing is now the Mayor of Detroit < Slam Online
- That is a classy Tatt lady < PSaMP
- Car crashes you are glad you were never in < HMJ
Today’s moment of bliss comes via Extra Mustard. How cool is this kid?



