8RV #5: Luc Longley Craves Attention, Shrimp
Posted on | December 8, 2009 | 3 Comments
EVERY TUESDAY David Chalk, renowned, acclaimed and beloved baseball writer from 7th Inning Stache, Bugs&Cranks and occasionally Big League Stew throws up Eight Random Videos to entertain and/or enlighten right here on NESW SPORTS.
By far the best email link I received last week was to Wired Science’s story “7-Foot NBA Center Wins eBay Auction to Name Shrimp Species.” The center in question is retired 3-time NBA Champion Luc Longley, the pride of Australia. He paid $2,900 to name a newly discovered shrimp series after himself. (Which is ironic because he’s really tall, and shrimps are really tiny.)
That’s delightfully random, so we’ve got Eight Random Luc Longley videos for you. (Everybody thank Paul from My Sports Rumors for emailing the shrimp link.)
The lineup:
- History of Australians in the NBA in 35 seconds
- Song: “And if I was an ex-Bull, I be Luc Longley … The tall wooden oaf, leader of the Bulls”
- Penny Hardaway Dunks On Luc Longley (1996 Eastern Conference Finals)
- Kobe Bryant (back when he had hair) dunks on Luc Longley
- Shaq Dunks On Luc Longley (#7 of Shaq’s Top 10 Facial Dunks)
- 1999 Luc Longley Australian TV Interview: “You were an institution in Chicago with Jordan, Rodman and the rest of them….”
- Nearly Four Minutes of Luc Longley Highlights Set To Soothing Instrumental Hip-Hop Beats (which Australians are real into, I think)
- Luc Longley Last Month, Coaching In Australia, Looks Fat
1. History of Australians in the NBA in 35 seconds
2. Song: “And if I was an ex-Bull, I be Luc Longley … The tall wooden oaf, leader of the Bulls”
3. Penny Hardaway Dunks On Luc Longley (1996 Eastern Conference Finals)
4. Kobe Bryant (back when he had hair) dunks on Luc Longley
5. Shaq Dunks On Luc Longley (#7 of Shaq’s Top 10 Facial Dunks)
6. 1999 Luc Longley Australian TV Interview: “You were an institution in Chicago with Jordan, Rodman and the rest of them….”
7. Nearly Four Minutes of Luc Longley Highlights Set To Soothing Instrumental Hip-Hop Beats (which Australians are real into, I think)
8. Luc Longley Last Month, Coaching In Australia, Looks Fat
Previously on 8RV…
- Eight Random Videos #1: Spanking Orange Horses, Saving Eagles
- Eight Random Videos #2: Shaq, Iverson, Palin, Nuts
- Eight Random Videos #3: Silverdome Sale Edition
- Eight Random Videos: 7IS Baseball Mustache Edition
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- Team USA Basketball against Australia, Video Recap
- Michael Jordan, Baseline Dunks, Video
- Michael Jordan, Leaner Dunks, Video
- Michael Jordan, Double Pump Slam Dunks, Video
- Michael Jordan Top 10 Plays, Video, Not Dunks
Tags: Australia > Bulls > Kobe Bryant > lakers > Luc Longley > Magic > NBA > Penny Hardaway > shaq > Shrimp
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December 8th, 2009 @ 11:43 am
[...] Remembering Luc Longley (no he’s not dead) [...]
December 9th, 2009 @ 5:52 pm
When I read this, I thought, "wait a second, this sounds familiar!" — it seems that Wired pulled this one out from some time ago. Longley actually won the auction back in April!
http://www.asternwarning.com/20090402170/articles…
But being an Aussie, I love the videos that you pulled together for this post!
December 30th, 2009 @ 8:45 am
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