The above is what happens when you mic athletes up that have pretty much no personality. They resort to uncomfortable insults and imitations.
Eva Longoria can shave anywhere {7IS}
HBOs Jim Lampley goes bang-bang {Guyism}
Japanese Player has third arm {Det4Lyfe}
March Madness schedules, brackets {MSF}
Alex Ovechkin probably won’t get suspended {Yahoo}
25 Atomic Wedgies {Holy Taco}
When Syracuse last played Vermont {Steady Burn}
Beckham out of World Cup, career in doubt {Soccerphile}
